Some of the most embarrasing moments in people's lives

Some of the best embarrassing and true stories from the web

• I had the most embarrasing moments anyone could have had but one of still makes laugh like hell. it was during my stay at the hotel. one day i was going down in the elevator when another person whom i havent met until then started talking to me.He asked 'How are you?" and I answered "Fine" surprised at it. He then asked me "What else are you up to" and i replied "nothing". Finally he turned to me and said "Do You Mind I Am On The Phone"!!.It was then that i realized he was talking on his Mobile. - Anonymous

• I was standing up on the school bus because there were no seats, when the busdriver suddenly put the brakes on. I flew through the air down to the front of the bus and landed on my face. I stood up,slipped over on the wet surface and fell straight back down again. Then, I grabbed something to pull myself up with, and let go straight away because it was some girl's breast. I was so embarrassed that I got off the bus at the next stop and walked the rest of the way to school and got detention for being 50 minutes late! - Anonymous

• my most embarrising moment was when i was staying in a hotel with my parents and my brother. my mom gave me some money to go get lunch downstares.she gave me the cell phone and i headed for the elivater. i axidentily pressed the "stop" button on the elivater wall. not relizing what i did the elivater stopped and i got all freacked out. i started calling the police to come get me out. i was in there for about 45 min. i got so scared that i took my belt off and started to hit the door with it. of course my pants got real loose. when they finally opened the door i dived to the room in front of me and while i was diving my pants slid off and my bare butt was showing to about 5 cops and 35 other people around me!!!

• One time in 7th grade when we were coming in from gym class, where we had been playing tennis on the courts outside. My friend who was walking behind me a bit with some other classmates decided to lob the ball to me. Instead he kinda served the ball without me knowing, and low and behold the tennis ball became lodged between my butt cheeks. The most embarrassing part was removing the tennis ball.

• One time at school, the hottest guy (my crush) walked up to me and asked, "You want to go out?" I could not believe this!!! My friends were elbowing me, and I said, "Yes" THe guy started laughing, "April Fools" and walked away, his friends all laughing. A bunch of kids were laughing at me now as they left their locker. "I was trying to tell u to say no." My friend said. From now on on April Fools, I'm not gonna fall for anything! That was sooo embarrising!

• one time when I was about 11 i was standing on my friends wall and as i went to jump off, a wasp went up my shirt. So, to save myself from being stung I took my shirt off not knowing that I had no bra on. And to make it worse her brother was jusst walking up to the house with his friend!

• Once I was at the apartment of this guy I really like, and he was using the restroom when I really had to use the bathroom too. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and I didn't know what to do, so I just dropped my pants and crapped right there on the floor, and I swear I was going to pick it up with a paper towel and throw it away, but right then he came out of the bathroom. I threw a pillow over my crap and hoped he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he knew something was up, so he picked up the pillow and there was my crap. He was like, "What the Hell is this", and I was so scared that I just made up this story. I said "Your dog just ran in here and pooped on the floor, but I didn't want the dog to be embarrassed so I covered it up." And he said "I don't have a dog, I think you're lying". And I'm thinking gee what tipped you off. So he knew it was me, and he picked up the poop and he threw it at me. So I said "I guess this means we aren't having dinner?" So I had to leave covered in my own poop. Oddly enough I did hear from him a few days later when he called to ask if I would pay the bill for the carpet cleaning he had to have. Then he asked out my twin sister, and told her the story. Now they are getting married, and I have to be in the wedding, and they sent me a diaper to wear under my dress. Oh my gosh, I wish I could die. - Anne

• I was at a party and got completly wasted and badly needed to use the bathroom and when I came out I didn't realise my thing was hangin out and all these girls were whistling at me and I just ignored them and then it got a whole lot worse because I wasn't concentrating on where I was goin I walked into a hen party and a guy came up to me and dragged me on stage thinking I was a stripper and he blackmailed me to dance so I did then after a short while I got booed of stage and ran out of the night club without my friends completly naked and I ran straight into the sexiest girl in school and landed on top of her and she shouted "HELP! GET THIS PERVERT OFF ME" and then the manager called the police and they arrived and cuffed in front of like 90 people while still in the nude! - Anonymous

• When I was in the hospital having my daughter I farted really loud in the doctors face while I was pushing. My fiance and a bunch of nurses where there also, it was sooo embarrassing. At least I didn't crap. Another time when my daughter was 2 mo. we where at wal-mart and she farted sooo darn loud people in the isles turned to look at me in disgust and I said it was her, The looks on their faces told me that they didn't believe me, after all an innocent baby couldn't make a noise like that. One more story. We where at the video store renting a movie she was about 7 mo. here, and I was wearing a low cut shirt with no bra. I finally got the movie I wanted and I walked up to the counter with baby in one arm the movie in the other all of a sudden she grabbed my shirt pulled it down and exposed my boob to the movie guy. He got a good show. poor embarrassed - Krystle

• I was at the local pool with my grade and we had been warned heavily about wearing string bikinis, but i had just bought a gorgeous, brand new string bikini(the teacher had told us the very last minute that we werent allowed to wear them.) so i was definetly going to wear them. but we were at a pool with a water slide and they came undone without me noticing. so when i landed in the water feet first, i went to get out of the pool and suddenly everyone was laughing at me and my crush had just found my swimmer bottoms on the bottom of the pool. he gave them to me without looking down and i was so confused because i thouhgt i still had my bottoms on. and thebn i realised and then i ran behind a plant and now everyone calls me 'mooney'

• We were having a BBQ and my aunt didn't know how to start the gas grill. She turned on the gas but never hit the fire button so it stayed inside the grill, when she finally found the button, I was standing next to the grill and...WHOOF I lost all of my hair on my right side. I still haven't lived it down. - Brent

• When I was about 7 me and my mom went to Wal-Mart to go Easter shopping. Well no one was in the isle so i ran up to a big plastic egg and picked it up and sat on it. After saying, kindof loudley, "look mom, I laid an egg!", this lady walks around the corner and starts laughing. Of course I just ran and hid. Ever since then, aroundeaster, my mom says she will give me a dollar if I will do that again...

• During my sophomore year in college was running late for an exam. So I was running thru the quad, on pebbled concrete, wearing leather soled shoes. I was carrying a term paper as ran past a large group of hot sorority girls. As I planted my foot and turned toward the liberal arts building I slid on the concrete, my legs went over my head, all of my papers flew in every direction. I landed on my back, which pushed out the loudest FART out of my ass. All of the girls were dying laughing as I had to pickup my term paper. - Patrick